Wednesday, 9:15 AM

and MACh1gAAn still no es bueno. (I'm trying to be careful about what I teach my daughter. Unlike some people.)

Your Michigan joke of the day:

After the 2008 season, the University of Michigan has decided to change their mascot to the "Opossums".

Which only makes sense, since they play dead at home and get killed on the road...

Bonus joke from the usually unfunny Jim Davis:

(I'll admit that I used to be a Garfield fan, then I turned 12. For better comedy, check this out)