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Please, if you have time, please go to this site and sign the petition that will ensure tOSU victories over Mich1gAAn for eternity.

Here's the text:

To: University of Michigan Athletic Department

We the undersigned hereby request that Bill Martin (Athletic Director), Mary Sue Colman (President), and the Regents of University of Michigan, offer to Head Coach Lloyd Carr and Defensive Coach Ron English lifetime contracts effective immediately. In addition, the undersigned request that the NCAA bestow upon Quarterback Chad Henne endless eligibility.

We make this request due to the three gentlemen's quality of work and promotion of excellence in college athletics. Coaches Carr and English, through endless work, have shown that you do not need any specific skill to obtain and maintain a major coaching job. Further, they have shown millions of children across the country that the ability to change, specifically when things are not working, is vastly overrated.

Henne has been an inspiration to thousands. For years football fans have been forced to root for players with good throwing arms and swift feet. Not since the years of Rodney Peete have fans had the opportunity to cheer on such a quarterback. Henne's willingness to give all players a chance to catch his passes, specifically the defensive players, just shows his desire to foster an inclusive environment.

By allowing the University of Michigan the opportunity to have Carr, English, and Henne helm the Wolverine Football program in perpetuity, the NCAA has the opportunity to benefit the school, Big 10 Conference, the NCAA as a whole, and the entire fandom of sports.

Sincerely,