You think I'm kidding???

The only thing sadder than living on the West Coast with a bunch of bandwagon jumping, cabernet and sushi tailgating, Disney cartoons on ABC watching, quick ticket scalping "college football fans" is when they try to act as if they are truly enamored with the sport.

When that happens, it looks like this:

I know there are ridiculous things happening in Columbus, Austin, South Bend, and Lincoln, but this is just a pathetic cry for help...